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Jonny Rips It Every Time

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2015

The tale of Jonny Saxophone was one of alcohol, depression and crime. Sure, he got his start as a successful wedding saxophonist Liverpool but it rapidly went downhill from there.

After he got on the booze, he became a bit of a con-man. He started out by flirting with ladies and trying to get his way in whatever way he could but is quickly escalated. Before long, he was holding up gas stations and robbing convenience stores just to fill his bottle.

If you knew Jonny, you’d understand that it was really about more than the drink — he really had a serious bout of depression. He’d play wedding gigs as a way to hopefully cheer him up, but it never worked. His depression finally got the best of him and he quit the game entirely.

These days Jonny can be seen on house arrest and public assistance, watching shows like “Cops” for a good time.